Mucking around - it is okay Kelly made me

Me wee friend Kelly gave me permission to muck around so being a dutiful me'Uncle her wish was my command.
The obvious targets were management, but the bigwigs went and put miserable photos on the site which made me morphing results from Morphthing.com just plain weird even by South Auckland standards. You would think the good old mugshot would still be de rigueur but no they have to do silly wee poses on da couch.
The best result was a shot of Corin found from his myspace (just a pity about the Elton sunnies). Looking at the choice of candidates I thought it would be interesting to see what he looked like morphed with Gollum, to be honest I can only pick his forehead.

I will definitely give Jane mixed with Morticia and Theo as Fester a try once the learn.net gets upgraded next month as maybe the new picture software can help meet the morphing requirements but I definitely promise ya Kelly if ya get da photos on the website upgraded you will become my 274th best mate and I will morph all of the bigshots and dedicate me blog to you.
Anyways I got bored with morphing and decided to check out what my problem is since I seem to get asked that question daily. Using Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator it would seem that my Personality Problem is "I'm a delusional religious zealot with a lot of chutzpah!".
Whatever..have you seen the people I work with? let alone the punters?
Decided to try and print a magazine cover of Aunty Huia and her wee me'Uncles Library using http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/ but the photo resolution just sucks which is why we need some unsmiling mugshots instead of the posing heads on couch nonsense. Are you listening Kelly?


straight up from Luza's mouth as always